by Billy Roper

A homosexual Frenchman has just been allowed to marry his gay lover, who has been room temperature for over a month.

I don’t know whether to respond with disgust and outrage, or amusement and mocking. This is what the world has come to. This. Why? Because we let it. Because our jobs and our social status and keeping our friends and not being called a mean name is more important to us than anything at all else.

Are they allowed conjugal visits at the gravesite? Isn’t this necrophilia? What about marriage only being between two consenting adults, never mind of different, complementary genders, who can show their consent through the exchange of vows? Does this mean that people can now be married to those who don’t, can’t, or won’t consent? What a boon for stalkers! It reminds me of the days when I used to be married to Taylor Swift. You remember those days, right? She sure does. Oh yeah.

I know that consent isn’t necessary for Muslim marriages. Hell, they can marry their underage rape victims to keep from being prosecuted. There’s no more age of consent, then, since consent isn’t required. Ponder that for a second. Do we need to start a new class of copyright law to keep people from marrying us after we die? Where there’s a Will, there’s a clause in it to prevent post-fatal matrimony that’s against your will away.

“”No” means “no”, even after you’re dead. Call the Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe law firm NOW to protect your corpse!”

Since Mormons think they can pray the souls of dead Jews who died of Typhus and infected paper cuts during the Holohoax into Heaven seventy years after the fact, does that mean that somebody can marry them, too, now? And, if your dad married an old dead Jewish woman, would that make you Jewish?

Most important of all, when are we going to finally stop being afraid to call this a sick perversion, and stand up against it?

On June 24th, The ShieldWall Network is leading a #Trad Rally against the LGBTQ+ diversity agenda, and their Communist and Antifa allies, in Harrison, Arkansas. We want all of you to come and stand with us, before you die, and some faggot marries you, too.